Sky Sports' Hannah Wilkes previews the opening round of the NFL playoffs, talking up the hopes of the San Francisco 49ers, the inevitability of a Tom Brady run, the desire for the Buffalo Bills to do well... while she also dishes out her handy tips to surviving Super Wild Card Weekend!
I joke quite frequently (too frequently, if you listen to the Her Huddle podcast), "What even is time?!"
And as we gear up for the first round of the playoffs this weekend I have to ask, quite seriously, where on earth have the last 18 weeks gone?!
When the season kicks off in September, the five glorious months of football stretch out on the calendar before us, but now - in many ways, having barely established who the contenders are and pretenders are - we're in the playoffs. We've blinked and we're in the tournament: 14 teams and 13 games remain.
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Super Wild Card Weekend looms. It's an absurdly big and brilliant weekend of football and there's plenty to sink our teeth into. All six matchups are repeats of clashes we witnessed in the 2022 regular season, with some teams meeting for a third time even. But the form guide, to an extent, goes out the window when it's knockout football. Let the wildness commence!
It's a Brock Purdy party (and we're all invited)
If Brock Purdy, the third-string quarterback who has led the San Francisco 49ers to the playoffs, wins a Super Bowl, is he the next Tom Brady? Maybe.
It certainly should guarantee that the awful 'Mr. Irrelevant' tag be consigned to the bin for all future NFL drafts.
Purdy has averaged at least eight yards per pass attempt in winning his first five career starts as the Niners ride a 10-game win streak into the playoffs as the number two seed in the NFC.
Kyle Shanahan's team continue to look like the most complete outfit in the NFL. Considering the changes at QB and the injuries the squad as a whole has dealt with, they shouldn't be this good - and the fact that they are speaks to the depth of talent and brilliant coaching they have.
They're my champion pick from the NFC and it would take something immense from Geno Smith, Pete Carroll and co for the Seattle Seahawks to put a dent in their run.
Tom Brady
Another year in the NFL, yet another playoff season for Tom Brady
But with a losing regular-season record. That certainly is new territory for Brady as he enters the 20th postseason of his storied career.
Despite a few short weeks ago labelling them as "Super Bowl contenders", the wheels have come off the Dallas Cowboys offense with characteristically sublime timing and Brady is 7-0 against Dallas in his career.
There are so many reasons why Tampa shouldn't make it to the Divisional Round, but wouldn't it just be classic Brady to get there?
The AFC is ridiculous!
I need a three-sided coin. Because, when it comes to which team out of the Kansas City Chiefs, Buffalo Bills and Cincinnati Bengals will emerge from the AFC's top three seeds and head to the big dance in Phoenix, I truly believe it will come down to the finest of margins.
History says the Chiefs. Patrick Mahomes has had an MVP-worthy season, they got the number one seed and it's basically been business as usual regardless of who he's throwing to alongside of super tight end Travis Kelce.
Form says the Bengals. An eight-game win streak after a 4-4 start to the season has them getting hot at exactly the right time and the swag coming from Joe Burrow remains completely intact. They're fun to watch, easy to root for, and well placed for an immediate return to the Super Bowl.
When it comes to the Bills though, is there a single NFL-loving heart who wouldn't like to see them do it? Given the challenges that the city of Buffalo has faced over the last several months, and the terrifying scenes on the field with Damar Hamlin in Week 17 (thankfully, home and well on the way to recovery at the time of writing), this team is playing with a fire in their bellies that can't be schemed against.
The Bills came close last year in the AFC Championship game, the rules have since changed, they're well and truly in the Championship window and they really, really want it. If your squad isn't in the playoffs, how can you not root for this team?
Super Wild Card Weekend marathon tips!
Park yourself on the sofa Saturday evening, tell your friends and family you're incommunicado until Tuesday afternoon (factoring in a recovery nap) and prepare yourself for a viewing experience that represents the truest test of stamina for any discerning NFL fan.
It's a mission not for the faint of heart and for which myself and the Her Huddle podcast gang have some tips:
1) Tactical naps are a must. We recommend mid-afternoon to ensure you're wide awake and not in the post-nap grump come kick-off.
2) Caffeinate smartly. I like a 10pm coffee to see me through to the end of the late game.
3) Consider your snack choices. Crisps, sweets and some protein are all good. But stay away from anything too heavy (cheese and chorizo were both sighted as "risks") as this may induce sleepiness.
4) Get off the sofa. Stand up, sit on the floor, basically make sure you're not entirely comfortable as we head into the latter stages of the late games to prevent accidental dozing off. I'm also a fan of half-time yoga to get the blood flowing... I'm almost entirely alone in that, but don't knock it until you've tree-posed it.
Watch Super Wild Card Weekend, with all six games from the opening round of the playoffs live on Sky Sports NFL across three days, starting with Seattle Seahawks @ San Francisco 49ers on Saturday night from 9.30pm